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Naomi, apprentice to her village’s hedge knight, discovers that the mystical Glaive of Hope which has been protecting her village since time immemorial is missing. She sets out on a quest to find it, joined by Micki, a thief who has her eye on the Glaive of Hope, and Henry, a mysterious person who awoke from an enchanted sleep with no memories of who he was.

The rollicking, upbeat journey of a man who can’t do a single thing right. Join Cecil Haverford as he learns how not to behave in a job interview, how not to impress his date, and even how not to send mail. Will Cecil be doomed to constant setbacks and failures, or will he learn to rise on the stepping stones of his previous mistakes and change his fortune?

This is the first novel by Rhys Wolfe, inspired by his experiences living in San Diego in his twenties and by the works of P.G. Wodehouse.

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